While standing in the kitchen near the espresso maker...
B: Mommy, I want some coffee.
Me: (Thinking my hearing is going) You want some coffee?
B: Yes... In a sippy cup.
Me: You want coffee in a sippy cup? (By now I am pretty sure she thinks I am both deaf and a little stupid)
Really, what is there to say to a 3 year old who wants coffee in a sippy cup?
In the car...
B: Where are we going?
Me: We are going to get your hair cut.
Me: To make it pretty.
B: Like yours?
Me (Awww. She's the best kid ever.): Thank you sweetie.
B: Noooooooo! Don't want like yours!
On going to the dentist for the first time...
Me: Do you think we should make an appointment for you to go to the dentist?
B (Displaying an unnatural level of enthusiasm): YES!
Me (suspicious): What does a dentist do?
B: He plays basketball.
Apparently, Michael Jordan is her dentist.
(Copied from: net.archbold.k12.oh.us/ahs/web_class/Spring_11/MichaelJordan_Velez/CollegeCareer.html)