Princess Zwilda will send you money in exchange for generosity
shockingly, Princess Zwilda bears striking
resemblance to Brenna
My name is Princess Zweilia and I am sad to informing you that your long-lost Siberian uncle twice removed has departed this earthly sphereacle.
However, he left me his will which ensures that if you are donating now to my MS 150 ride you will received $3,040,710.23 deposited automatically into a bank account which is of ultimate secrecy.
No. Really. This is truth.
The good news is that this is bank account is so secret that you will never have to be reporting this income.
Princess Zwilda lives here -
but only in the
But you must to donate my MS 150 rideimmediately as there are only 18 days left before we mount our carbon steeds and ride off into the sunset. Actually, the sunrise, but whose paying attention to that?