Thursday, October 25, 2012

Conversations with Brenna -Part two

While standing in the kitchen near the espresso maker...

B: Mommy, I want some coffee.
Me: (Thinking my hearing is going) You want some coffee?
B: Yes...  In a sippy cup.
Me: You want coffee in a sippy cup? (By now I am pretty sure she thinks I am both deaf and a little stupid)
B: Yes.
Me: Ummmmmm...

Really, what is there to say to a 3 year old who wants coffee in a sippy cup?


In the car...
B: Where are we going?
Me: We are going to get your hair cut.
B: Why?
Me: To make it pretty.
B: Like yours?
Me (Awww. She's the best kid ever.): Thank you sweetie.
B: Noooooooo! Don't want like yours!

Nuff said.

On going to the dentist for the first time...
Me: Do you think we should make an appointment for you to go to the dentist?
B (Displaying an unnatural level of enthusiasm): YES!
Me (suspicious): What does a dentist do?
B: He plays basketball.

Apparently, Michael Jordan is her dentist.


















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Monday, October 22, 2012

Oh, sparkles, how I used to love thee...



In a moment of feeling like super-craft mom I decided that I would give Brenna her “pink pumpkins” AND add a bit of pizzazz to her pink ladybug costume by buying pink glitter spray paint and painting both the pumpkins and her ladybug wings (which were red with black dots). 

So, this morning out I go to the yard with the wings, spray glitter paint and a large piece of brown paper to protect the “grass” (aka weeds, though why I thought they needed to be protected is a mystery to me now). I get everything set up and go to start spraying. 

First, I cant get the stupid top off the spray paint can. How many educational degrees does it take to do a simple craft?? Apparently, n + 1.

Finally, after cursing several times, I get the top off (not sure the cursing and top coming off can be considered a causal event but since one occurred before the other and I’m ignoring any noise in my data, I’m going with causal connection) and I go to town spraying…

Everything is going well, wings are getting sparkly, I'm having a ball, unitl.........The spray button gets stuck and suddenly I’m spraying the hell out of everything in sight just trying to get it to stop. 

In an effort to stem the flow, I take the button off the top of the can. I'm not sure what I thought this was going to accomplish but what ended up happening was an instant geyser of glitter and whatever clear coat paint the glitter spraying straight up into the air, my face, and any poor bug in the vicinity. (There is now an epidemic of glittery bees in Atlanta.) 

Quickly realizing my mistake, I jam the little button thing back on to the top of the can, but now the nozzle is pointed directly into my hand and my hand is suddenly coated with a thick layer of sparkly pink. 

I curse more (and briefly wonder why I didn’t make Michael do this). 

Finally, the spray stops of its own accord. I sigh with relief and try to wipe some of the globs of glitter from my hand onto the pumpkin. 

But the wings still need more sparkle. I mean, when you are 3 yrs old, is there even such a thing as too much glitter? So what do I do? I start spraying again. (Make that education requirement n + 2 degrees) 

Shockingly, the button gets stuck again. (Hmmm, maybe I should review the concept of causal connections?) And I am once again I am at the mercy of the glitter spray until it decides to stop of its own accord again. 

Nevertheless, in the end I managed to make the wings pink-ish and sparkly, 


the pumpkin has a pink sparkly sheen, 


and my right hand may be permanently covered in a thick layer (much thicker than anywhere else, mind you) of pink sparkles.

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

conversations with my toddler...

Conversations with my toddler: Part 1

There is really nothing more entertaining than hearing what comes out of Brenna's mouth next.

Last month after the first day of the MS 150, as we were all "resting" in my parents' hotel room:
My dad (Poppy) is resting on the bed and Brenna is bouncing/jumping up and down next to him
Poppy: Brenna, no jumping please. Poppy is recovering.
Brenna, laughing: You're not COVERED Poppy!
:-O

Yesterday morning on the way to school, in response to the suggestion that we go to pick out a Halloween pumpkin this weekend:
Brenna: "I want to get 3" (while holding up 5 fingers)
me: "That's 5. But 3 is good."
B: "I want pink ones, like I have at home" (referring to the neon pink plastic pumpkin candy bucket we recently bought)
me: "Real pumpkins don't come in pink. Only orange."
B: "But I don't like orange. I like pink."
Last night after her goodnight kiss & hug from daddy
B: Daddy is a boy. We are girls.
me: Yes, you're right. Daddy is a boy and we are girls.
B: When boys get big, they get boy faces
me: boy faces?
B: yes, boy faces when they grow big
me: you mean, like a beard?
B: no, boy faces
me: like scratchy faces? on their chin and cheeks?
B: yes. boy faces
Daddy was thrilled to know that he has a boy face...come to think of it, I'm pretty thrilled to know that I don't.


Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Dear friends, family and colleagues.
I would like to begin this report of my MS 150 ride with a heartfelt thanks to all of you who supported my ride. Not only did I meet my fundraising goal, but I significantly exceeded it!! Your generosity is appreciated not only by me, but by everyone who is interested in research, prevention, treatment and support of people with Multiple Sclerosis.
Riding the MS 150 was a first for me. I have never done a bike ride for which I had to raise funds. I have done charity rides in the past where I paid my entry fee, some or all of which went to one or another charity, and rode my bike for some distance: 50, 65, 100, even 125 miles.
Over the past 5 years I have watched my dad, who was my inspiration for making cycling more than just an occasional pastime, raise funds for and ride the MS 150 in ever-increasing distances, with 2011 being his first year to complete the full day 1 century (aka 100 mile) ride. Go dad! The chance to combine one of my favorite hobbies with the opportunity to spend time with my dad and raise money for a great cause seemed too good to pass up and earlier this year I took on the responsibility of raising funds.
Flash forward to last week. The ride, 100 miles on day 1 and 50 miles on day 2(or maybe 75 miles if we were feeling good?), was upon me and my training had been, at best, sporadic over the prior month. Still, I hoped that my base of chasing after a toddler would make up for any lack of real fitness.
Our small party of 4 – my mom, my dad, my daughter and I – arrived in New Bern, NC late Friday afternoon. As I always do before a big event, I had been watching the weather forecast like a hawk for about 3 weeks. Weather for Saturday’s long ride promised to be warm, maybe a bit windy, and maybe a bit wet. Sunday was looking better with a predicted cold front moving in Saturday night dropping the forecasted temperatures from the high 80’s to the upper 70’s but the chance of getting wet was a bit higher.
After picking up our t-shirts and registration packages, my dad and I set up our bike stuff for the morning while my mom kept Brenna entertained. Then we all headed out for a good pre-ride meal of….crab cakes! Yum!
Saturday dawned, as promised, sunny and warm. Slathered with sunscreen and armed with enough gels and other nutritional supplements to feed a toothless army, my dad and I lined up with 2500 other cyclists and waited for our 8 am start.
The amazing thing about the MS 150 ride is the sheer variety of people who come out to participate. It is a testament to the diversity of people who care about improving the lives of people living with MS.
Shortly after 8 am we were off! Bolstered by cooler weather than this past Atlanta summer has offered me and the amazing sight of a road without a hill for 500 miles, I may have taken off a bit too quickly considering my ride companion. (Sorry dad!!)
We kept a brisk pace for the first 50 miles, arriving at the lunch stop in an impressive 2.5 hrs, for a 20 mph average. We each grabbed ½ a pbj, took a restroom break, refilled our bottles and headed out for the 2nd half of our ride.
Unfortunately, the post-lunch heat plus a headwind that seemed to shift direction in synch with every turn we made, proved to be a bit more than we bargained for, and by the time we hit the 65 mile rest stop, our brisk pace had attenuated and we were wishing for bikes made out of something a bit cooler than carbon…
Since no one seemed to know where we could go to trade carbon for ice we settled for cooling off in the shade and drinking copious amounts of ice water.
Back on our bikes, we headed out of the rest stop and found ourselves at an intersection with directional signs that probably would have made sense when our brains hadn’t been cooking in the sun for 70-odd miles. The sign said: “100 mile, 1st time” and had an arrow pointing to the right; “100 mile, 2nd time” and had an arrow pointing to the left. Despite having a cue sheet for reference, we opted to guess at what we were supposed to do and turned left. As we rode off we did have a short conversation where I asked my dad if we shouldn’t have turned right and he replied that we had already gone that way we just didn’t see the signs because we were coming from the other direction. Oh. I pondered this for a minute and responded, ‘Why would they put the directional sign for the first turn someplace where you can’t see it? That seems a little, well, counterproductive.’ Whatever the response was, I must have found it satisfactory because we continued down the road.
We both realized that we may have chosen wrong when we passed a road sign that said “New Bern – 6 miles” and our bike computers indicated that we had completed 83 miles. Oops. I guess we should have turned right rather than left. On the other hand, there were some impressive dark clouds ahead of us, and despite my father’s trust in the forecast that the rain was not going to start for another 3 hours, it seemed to me that getting done sooner was preferable to later.
Our weather luck ran out with 3 miles to go to the finish and our last 2.5 miles were accompanied by both wind and rain. The rain kindly let up as we crossed the finish line with approximately 90 miles for the day, and 2 riders who were happy to bid adieu to their bike seats for 18 or so hours.
Sunday dawned with inauspicious grey skies and a much stronger wind than Saturday. On the bright side, the temperatures were a good 20 degrees cooler.
Although I had fantasies of maybe doing the 75 mile option on Sunday, both my dad and my rear were relieved when I suggested that we stick with our original plan and do the 50 mile option.
Sunday’s ride brought an image that I think will stay with me despite not capturing it on film. As we were heading toward the half-way point of our ride, out in the middle of residential, semi-rural nowheresville in eastern NC, we came up on a man standing at the end of his driveway, wearing a dark blue uniform (perhaps a firefighter’s uniform?) and holding a sign that read, “Thank you MS riders. I have MS.” Something about this single individual holding a hand-written sign touched me and I understood why I did the ride.
In the end, my dad and I together covered approximately 138 miles for an important cause. It was a great way to spend time with my dad and give back to a community that needs all the support it can get. You can be certain I will be back to do it again in 2013.
 

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

a prayer for step-parents

sent to me by my mom on mother's day. the text comes from the newspaper The Forward.

You showed us how great is the merit to bring up stepchildren and to treat them kindly. This merit is much greater that that of bringing up your own children, because the attachment that you have for your own children is natural; all animals have it. The hen raises her own chicks, but she has no instinct to care for strange chicks, so she pecks at the stranger and chases it away. Raising stepchildren is a holy task. It shows a higher human feeling, one that is higher than that of any other living creature...

belated happy mother's day to all types of moms.

rt

Friday, May 8, 2009


vibrant green, humidity
filtered light through wooded haze
the heavy, heady smell of honelysuckle and wild rose
late spring in the south.
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rt

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

the fabulous blog - part deux

In 2007 I created a blog. Mostly to record the thrills and spills (more spills, really, than thrills) of my pseudo-career as an amature mountain bike racer.

But life has a funny way of interfering with amature racing careers and there's not much mountain bike racing going on for me these days. So, in fairness to the bandwith of MTBR, I am moving my blog to a non-mountain biking location.

Enjoy.

rt